Don't Stop Believin'!

So I finished the easier of my two assignments, and I need to retype up more words than days my mother has been alive to day to complete the more daunting and irritating assignment that I got lucky enough to get an extension on.

If there is one thing to be learned from this whole experience, it's to not cut myself short deadline-wise and to price my work to match up with the effort I actually have to put forth. I don't like to put forth effort for less money than its worth and while I'd like to price my time at $1 million an hour I know that no one would pay for that from anyone, much less a slacker like me.

I smoked around 37 cigarettes yesterday and I feel like a bad person to be putting my body through that type of trauma. My bad. On top of that I was actually so wiped out last night that I couldn't stay up like I wanted to in order to just finish this crap and move on, so now I have for force myself to work like a monkey on a keyboard hopped up on speed.

Not that I'm hopped up on speed, that's just what it's going to be like once I finish typing this and smoking this cigarette.

I should just rename this blog to "Ashley Plays With Long Sentences" because that's basically what I'm doing as a form of self-glorifying procrastination tool.

When I'm done with this whole runaround I need to do today I'm going to write a series of articles on Starcraft that I feel will be or have all of the following:

• Completely awesome
• Ignorant
• Full of screenshots of me doing asshole tactics in noob fashion
• Me telling the reader why everything they know about the game is wrong

I'm not actually that much of a noob, I've been playing for long enough to know my way in and out of the game, but there are simply some things I just do not utilize or care about because I want to play my way and my way has gotten me quite a few victories.

Well whatever, this smoke is over and so is this blog post.