Korean pop? What am I, 15 again?

I decided to download some albums by the K-pop group Shinhwa out of some sort of morbid curiosity about my adolescence. I'd bought an album of theirs for a friend when I was 15 and liked it quite a bit back then, but I can't seem to find the album online anywhere now. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, or maybe I'm getting senile in my old age, who can be sure?

I got another assignment yesterday, which is great. The guy who gave it to me is pretty chill and is very open about what he wants and expects, and luckily enough I seem to be providing that, so I'm pretty pleased.

I'm just disappointed I didn't get the gig I wanted, which was to watch dirty movie clips and write two sentence descriptions of them. That would have been the most awesome job ever. It would be like I was getting paid to do what I do on my free time anyway, with the added bonus of witty and explicit quips and money.

I am at ends with my significant other, mostly because he's an idiot and I am quite frankly not an idiot. I'm not all that sure what he expects from me but it seems to be for me to lose a ton of weight all at once, drop my gaming habit, grow eight arms to clean with, get the biggest ass the world has ever seen, speak Vietnamese, and learn the quality of getting high at every chance possible.

No thank you, I'm not going to change just because you want a normal girl with a vacuum mouth and octo-arms. I'm so close to being content while being a malcontent I can almost smell the peaches and cream.